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All good!

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That's not me.

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The nose.

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Nose is wrong. That's not my face.

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The hairline is not good.

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The ears.

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No, it won't work.

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We need Steed.

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It won't work from photographs.

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We need Steed. The man himself.

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We need Steed.

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We can't do it without him. We must
capture Steed. It's not my face.

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It's not my face!

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It's not my face!

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Dispensable.

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Dispensable.

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Ten degrees starboard.

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No, make it nine and a half.

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We're here.

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Mother. Ah, good morning, General.

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The peace conference?

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Yes, it's all under control.

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Steed and Tower King are there.

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Treating it as a sort of holiday.

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Yes, they don't think there'll be any
trouble.

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Yes? I'll keep you informed.

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Prepare to abandon ship.

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Goodbye, General.

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I must say, I'm looking forward to
getting under the water.

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It'll be very quiet down there.

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Captain Smythe, Mother, I would like you
to liaise with Steed and Tara King at

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the peace conference.

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I... I shall be working undercover.

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Yes? They will be signing in at the Sun
Hotel.

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Excuse me.

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It's almost like being on holiday, isn't
it?

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Hardly a holiday.

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Ah, you've got a view of the open air.

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Why are we here?

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We are official observers of the peace
conference. It's quite a serious

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undertaking. Hmm, very routine, very
boring. Well, let's break the routine

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a drink.

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I'm sorry, sir, the bar isn't open.
Deeds bar.

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Come to my room, it's exactly the same
as yours.

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Except it faces a brick wall.

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Hey, darling, wait for me.

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Wait, wait for me. Back in time, Ron,
we'll put up the fence. Yeah.

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Marry me.

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Will you be my wife? Good day, sir.

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Please, just for a moment.

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Be your wife. Just for five minutes or
so.

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Only five minutes.

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I think he went in here.

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Kurt, baby.

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You promised to choose between us.
Ladies, may I present my wife.

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My wife.

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Tara. Tara.

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Your wife?

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Goodbye, Helga. Goodbye, Miranda.

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You've earned my undying gratitude.

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May I present myself, Baron von Kirt,
always at your service.

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Tower King, John Thede. Please forgive
my intrusion, sir, but as you can see...

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You have problems.

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My own fault, a foolish mistake.

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I arranged... Two rendezvous at the same
time?

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We understand one another, Mr Thede.

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Once again, my thanks, Miss King, with
your permission, sir. Indeed.

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It was a privilege being married to you.

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holiday romances they never last.

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Let's have a drink.

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Here's the bar.

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Here's to a nice, quiet,
uninterrupted...

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Hello?

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Speaking.

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Captain Smythe.

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No, we haven't met, but it's extremely
nice to talk to you.

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Right away?

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Uh -huh.

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What's the address?

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I'll be there in ten minutes.

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Captain Smythe of security wants to see
me right away.

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14 Wheelwright Street.

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Very dry.

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Excellent.

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Good evening, gentlemen.

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It is not evening.

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Oh, isn't it?

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Gentlemen, I use the word loosely. I
have a shrewd suspicion that it's dirty

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work at foot.

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Yes.

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Yes, we intend to infiltrate the peace
conference.

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With a forged path?

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No, with a forged face.

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You recognize it?

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I can't say I do.

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Well, that is your face, Mr. Steed.

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With this face and with this path, It
would be child's play to get past the

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security guards.

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Why, did it look a little plastered? Oh,
no, no. Flesh.

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Living flesh.

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My goodness me.

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Well, I won't bore you with the
technical jargon.

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Thank you very much.

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Plastoids and pigments and molecular
reconstruction.

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But suffice to say that if a man should
put upon his face, huh, like this, this

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mold, yeah?

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Yeah. Then, if he should then...

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inject himself with some of this, like
so, huh?

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Within minutes, his face will take on
the shape and the texture and the exact

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details of the molded face.

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Instant plastic surgery.

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Yes.

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Yes, I could not have put that more
succinctly myself.

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Instant plastic surgery. Yes, we could.

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Does it work?

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Oh, yes.

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Well, of course, you shall have to take
my word for it, huh?

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There is a list of the agents.

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All five of them are here in England.
All five of them will still be in build.

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Shall we use Perrova?

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Or Mintoff?

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Mintoff.

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Georgiou?

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Are you finished?

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Nadine.

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We will use Nadine. Now tell Bruno to
take this kit to Nadine. All right?

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Mr. Steed, in a few hours' time, Nadine
shall receive this kit, yeah?

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And he will inject himself.

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And in a few moments, he shall come
through the door as you, Mr. Steed.

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And the fake me will destroy the
conference.

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Yeah.

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Clever, is it not? I think it's
brilliant.

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Brilliant?

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To you?

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Yes. We shall keep you here until the
job is done. There's no chance of a slip

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-up. And then?

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Then we will kill you.

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Dedicated idealist or altruistic
opportunist?

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Do what?

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Yes, well, if you were to untie me,
drive me back to the hotel, I think I

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500 quid in notes lying around. No
chance.

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No, no, no chance.

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Ah, well, it's worth trying. Happened
before, you know. Jailer accepts a

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Not this jailer. Not this jailer.

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Ah, well, if I can't offer you money,
maybe I can offer you, uh... What?

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Hello again.

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It's not my lucky day.

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You're not looking for me, by any
chance?

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Actually, no.

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For your friend, Steed?

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Yes. Well, there's a good view of the
door from here. Perhaps while you're

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waiting, you would care to join me.
Apart from owing you a drink, I would be

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quite enchanted.

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I hope Mr. Steed is engaged for some
weeks.

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Months, even.

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Not bad.

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Hair over.

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Mint off.

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Giorgio.

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And for my next impression?

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Confuse them, and it works.

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00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:57,730
All right, Mr. Tate. Thank you.

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Werner?

164
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,350
You want something to be delivered?

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Yes, I'll get it.

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00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:09,950
Gerson?

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Gerson, you are a fool.

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He hit me.

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He shows wisdom.

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00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,290
What are you doing in England?

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Well, I need some new shirt.

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00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:38,050
And I always find the English shirt
makers cut the front, but... Oh, dear.

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Situation as before?

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Yes, I'm afraid so. Would you mind?

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Darling! Yes?

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I wish you would let me show you the
town or the country or the beach or

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anywhere you like.

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My car's just outside. I would drive you
to... To the ends of the air.

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I'd like to see Mr. Steed. Tell him
Captain Smythe pays respects and wishes

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see him.

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I'll make him quiet, sir.

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Captain Smythe.

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Hello.

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Captain Smythe, Baron Barclay. You must
be Miss King.

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Yes, hello. How do you do? Hello.

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Where's Steed?

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In his room, I imagine.

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But I thought he was with you. You rang
him up and asked... Certainly not.

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00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,320
Is that what he said?

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That I called him?

191
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,620
Oh, no, I must have made a mistake.

192
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Yes.

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00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,780
Yes, I think you have.

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So Steed isn't here?

195
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No, not at the moment.

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I'll call back later then. Goodbye.

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Bye.

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00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,440
I think I'll take you up on that.

199
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,480
What? A ride in your car.

200
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:28,580
Where do you want to go?

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The old London Road.

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Mr.

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Nadeem.

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Just a moment.

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Can I offer you a drink, Bruno?

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I have four more deliveries to make.

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See you, baby. Bye -bye.

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Ebola, wake up!

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Come on.

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See you, Giorgio.

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Hmm.

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Courageous.

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00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:26,830
But foolish.

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00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:31,730
The British are all the same. You treat
war as if it were a game.

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00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,510
I didn't know we were at war.

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00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,590
Your kind and my kind shall always be at
war.

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00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:42,510
Such links as there are between us are
very tenuous.

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Not too tenuous.

219
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:47,670
It's unfortunate.

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00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,350
What's unfortunate?

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That I shall have so little time to get
to know you.

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This is the place.

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The summit of the door.

224
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,020
Well, don't just stand there. You'll
catch your death.

225
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Hello, Mother.

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00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,480
Nice of you to drop in, my dear.

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00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,160
Steed's missing.

228
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,720
Did you have any difficulty finding the
place?

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A bit.

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Straight downstream and turn left at the
salmon net. Mother, didn't you hear

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what I said about Steed?

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00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,120
Naturally, I heard what you said about
Steed.

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00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,220
Medically, my hearing is A1  , acute
even.

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00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,480
That's why I'm very pleased to be trying
out this new device for the Royal Navy.

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Delightfully quiet.

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Fish do not shout.

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At least, not very lively.

238
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,780
He's been missing nearly two hours.

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Two hours, you say?

240
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,920
Well, I shouldn't worry about that.

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00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:00,800
There are a lot of diversions in this
part of the country.

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Steed is easily diverted.

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00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,700
He went to see Captain Smythe.

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00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,040
Well, there you are then.

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00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,500
Captain Smythe keeps a jolly good
seller.

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00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,620
Cornered the market on a very fine dry
carrot.

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00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,340
Not quite ambrosia, you will understand.

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00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,520
I've just seen Smythe and he hasn't seen
Steve.

249
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,720
Not at the hotel and not with Captain
Smythe. The question is, where is he?

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00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:31,060
I see you rely a great deal upon your
knight.

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I like his nobility.

252
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The unfettered freelance of the board.

253
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200
Yes,

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you can tell a man's character from the
way he plays chess.

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00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,760
I couldn't agree more.

256
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,080
You seem to rely heavily upon your
poems.

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00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,210
Hello, Mr. Dean.

258
00:24:56,770 --> 00:24:57,770
Huh?

259
00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:06,310
Mate and three.

260
00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:09,830
Oh. Yeah.

261
00:25:10,890 --> 00:25:13,370
Who? Mate and two.

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00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:18,870
Um... Yes.

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00:25:19,669 --> 00:25:20,669
Made him one.

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00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,230
Oh.

265
00:25:24,410 --> 00:25:24,850
You

266
00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:33,470
don't

267
00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:34,470
like losing, do you?

268
00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:35,970
It's a bad habit.

269
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,890
Well, you should be prepared to lose a
few battles along the way.

270
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:42,010
But always win the last one.

271
00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:44,230
Now, listen.

272
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:46,150
He's been missing for over two hours.

273
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,270
You let me know immediately.

274
00:25:49,439 --> 00:25:50,439
No news.

275
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,960
Kept it yourself, did you?

276
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,660
Didn't tell Captain Smythe?

277
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:54,900
Oh, no. Good.

278
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,940
No use in starting a panic.

279
00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:00,540
There's no use in our panicking either.
You'd better get back to your hotel.

280
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,880
And if something happens?

281
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,760
I'll let you know immediately.

282
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,379
All right.

283
00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:06,380
Swim along now.

284
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200
Where to now?

285
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,600
Back to the hotel.

286
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,560
And thank you for not asking any
questions?

287
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,100
I wouldn't know where to begin.

288
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,360
Peace conference starts at two o 'clock.

289
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:10,180
Any minute now, my man should be on his
way.

290
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,380
Or on their way.

291
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,520
The steed's upstairs and he's dead!

292
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,200
It's like some ghastly experiment gone
wrong.

293
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,860
Very wrong.

294
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,340
Well, it's obvious from the fingerprint
it's not Steve.

295
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,560
Well, where's the real one, then?

296
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,880
You do that with a great deal of skill.

297
00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:41,180
Yes.

298
00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:44,000
Where did you learn?

299
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:47,120
In the operating theatres of Europe.

300
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,260
I'd hardly look on you as a healer.

301
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,120
Well, I am a creator.

302
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080
New faces.

303
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:55,890
new people

304
00:28:55,890 --> 00:29:03,530
Welcome

305
00:29:03,530 --> 00:29:04,650
to the peace conference

306
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:32,100
Have you ever thought, Mr. Steed, how a
man's character is affected by the faith

307
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,460
with which he is born?

308
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120
Yes, I have.

309
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:39,240
Change his faith, new character.

310
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,600
Welcome to the peace conference,
brother.

311
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:52,600
I must concede that you have a certain
wit, a certain talent, but your

312
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,580
has never really been.

313
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,040
developed, huh?

314
00:29:56,780 --> 00:30:00,460
If ten years ago I had met you, I could
have done so much.

315
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,160
But... But?

316
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,920
Now I have to kill you.

317
00:30:51,219 --> 00:30:55,680
Listen, I don't pretend to know what
this is all about, but your friend

318
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:57,420
he means a great deal to you, yeah?

319
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,960
Well, I'm sure he'll turn up again soon.

320
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,080
He's in trouble.

321
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:06,160
I only met him once, but he seems to be
a man well able to look after himself.

322
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:12,240
Look, why don't you come with me down to
my country house? I promise you, you'll

323
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,380
be well chaperoned and... The
conference.

324
00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:16,820
The conference.

325
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,680
The conference.

326
00:31:20,890 --> 00:31:22,030
That's why they grab Steed.

327
00:31:22,330 --> 00:31:24,290
Make a fake Steed and get him past the
guards.

328
00:31:36,970 --> 00:31:38,230
Welcome to the peace conference.

329
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:15,050
Listen, I've got to go. I'm awfully
sorry, but... But you can't explain.

330
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,350
It's all right, I understand.

331
00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:18,950
I'm getting rather used to it. All
right, now, I'll drive you wherever you

332
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:19,950
to go.

333
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,610
You don't like losing, do you?

334
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:47,660
Mr. Steed, I believe you are a
connoisseur of wine.

335
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,520
Wine and people.

336
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,480
Edgy.

337
00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:01,700
A degree of bite, but a little devious.

338
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,380
Instant plastic surgery.

339
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,640
Do you really think you can get away
with it?

340
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,280
I know you will.

341
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,000
Supposing the fake me gets successfully
into the conference, what then?

342
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,000
A percussion bomb.

343
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:19,120
A percussion bomb?

344
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,240
On the chairman's little gavel.

345
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,980
Little gavel.

346
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,700
When he calls the conference to order,
boom.

347
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,840
What's so funny?

348
00:33:57,380 --> 00:34:00,280
You seem to have accepted my invitation
after all.

349
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:06,200
You mean this is your... This is my
house, yes.

350
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:09,020
I lent it to the authorities for the
conference. It's the biggest place for

351
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:12,500
miles. But if you live here, then why
are you staying... Why am I staying at

352
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500
hotel?

353
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,060
I own that too.

354
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,719
Well, he did ask.

355
00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:34,350
Any minute now, we should get the
message, huh?

356
00:34:35,570 --> 00:34:36,750
Mission accomplished.

357
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:39,449
Conference kaput.

358
00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:49,590
Ah, Miss King.

359
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:50,850
Good news, eh?

360
00:34:50,949 --> 00:34:52,150
What? You hadn't heard?

361
00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:53,650
Steve's alive.

362
00:34:54,110 --> 00:34:55,710
No. There you see, I told you.

363
00:34:55,989 --> 00:34:57,490
Well, where is he? Where is he?

364
00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,570
My men told me he was admitted some time
ago.

365
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,360
Let's find him.

366
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,240
Mr. Steed, the planes of the human face
are incredibly subtle.

367
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:15,040
A touch here, and we get a look of
triumphant elation.

368
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:21,460
And a touch there, and we get a mask of
tragedy.

369
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,200
Triumph and tragedy.

370
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,640
Thumbs up both our situations, doesn't
it?

371
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,320
I wonder, would it be amusing if I were
to incorporate both? On that side, a

372
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,800
smile of triumph for me, and on this
side, for you, a look of dismay,

373
00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:45,400
desperation. I believe it is vacant,
unsure.

374
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,480
Unsure? Nothing settled yet.

375
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,019
Can't be.

376
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:49,540
Where? In there.

377
00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:51,620
But he can't be.

378
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,480
He's in there.

379
00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:21,890
Which one is Steed?

380
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:24,090
Someone wants to get into the peace
conference.

381
00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:27,590
And? And they're creating duplicates of
Steed to do it.

382
00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:28,890
I don't believe it either.

383
00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:33,310
Under the circumstances, we must believe
that the real Steed is dead.

384
00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:39,450
So? So any other Steeds must be shot on
sight.

385
00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:05,690
Would you mind accepting my
grandfather's gold hunter as temporary

386
00:38:10,010 --> 00:38:12,350
Excuse me. I've seen someone I know.

387
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:45,020
Remember, this may well prove the story
to the people of the Congress of the

388
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,020
other.

389
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,260
Look, I really don't think there's any
point staying here. Your seat is going

390
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:34,260
turn up again.

391
00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:40,440
And now,

392
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:47,820
gentlemen...

393
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,320
Search the grounds.

394
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,540
If you see him, shoot him. Don't let him
get away.

395
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,980
I think I could use one of these.

396
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,680
All right.

397
00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:02,870
It doesn't make sense.

398
00:41:03,050 --> 00:41:05,710
What doesn't make sense? Well, he didn't
blow up the conference.

399
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,750
He had the bomb in his hand. But he
jumped out the window with it.

400
00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,370
There's no alternative.

401
00:41:10,810 --> 00:41:12,670
He could have left the bomb and jumped
out the window.

402
00:41:14,990 --> 00:41:20,230
You don't suppose that... You go that
way, I'll go this way. Right.

403
00:41:34,730 --> 00:41:35,730
up your hands.

404
00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:38,170
It's me.

405
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,710
All right.

406
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:46,890
What did I give you for your birth?

407
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,610
What'd I give you?

408
00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:55,610
Pearls. Yes.

409
00:41:56,770 --> 00:41:58,290
Now that doesn't prove anything.

410
00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:00,570
Remember that time in Tibet.

411
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,400
We rescued that little llama, remember?
Friend of the Dalais.

412
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:07,160
You must remember.

413
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:14,320
We used a lightweight plane. Two
passengers, fore and aft, open cockpit,

414
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,499
remember?

415
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,120
You and I shared the pilot's cockpit.

416
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,120
It was a very lucky thing we did. We
kept each other warm. It's very cold in

417
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,240
Himalayas at that time.

418
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:27,620
Remember? As a result of all that...

419
00:42:28,230 --> 00:42:32,450
We delivered a little lamb, a safe and
sound. He had nothing worse than a

420
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:33,870
frostbitten nose.

421
00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:38,030
Oh, my goodness, it wasn't you at all.

422
00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:42,250
Steve, you'd better remember something
quickly.

423
00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:45,670
I'll be sure, Kate.

424
00:42:47,710 --> 00:42:50,170
Steve! Oh, yeah.

425
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:51,670
Then you can't.

426
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,750
Their orders are shoot to kill.

427
00:42:58,350 --> 00:42:59,350
It's a car.

428
00:43:18,650 --> 00:43:19,930
So you brought a car.

429
00:43:20,150 --> 00:43:21,150
How very thoughtful.

430
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:22,270
Did?

431
00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:24,030
I'm afraid not.

432
00:43:41,770 --> 00:43:43,090
Look, the woods are full of them.

433
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:25,500
Hmm. A nice touch of irony.

434
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,800
Hmm?

435
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:29,700
Aye. And now you.

436
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:07,250
Thank you.

437
00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:52,170
I shall walk away from here as you, the
most respected agent in the country.

438
00:47:52,830 --> 00:47:54,670
I wouldn't go so far as to say that.

439
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:42,738
That's deed.

440
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:44,440
Who else would smile at a time like
this?

441
00:50:21,470 --> 00:50:22,470
Steed.

442
00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:26,170
You were right, you know.

443
00:50:29,850 --> 00:50:31,450
Wasn't really a holiday, was it?

444
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:36,630
We were to attend the peace conference.

445
00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:39,330
As official observers.

446
00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:43,010
Just that and nothing more.

447
00:50:44,830 --> 00:50:46,050
That was our duty.

448
00:50:49,950 --> 00:50:53,250
Gadding about in the countryside? We
haven't any time for that sort of thing.

449
00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:55,470
For what sort of thing?

450
00:50:56,110 --> 00:50:57,410
Gadding about in the countryside.

451
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,670
Lulling about in the sunshine on the
beach?

452
00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:05,450
Ridiculous.

453
00:51:05,690 --> 00:51:10,090
Irresponsible. It's absolutely out of
the question.

454
00:51:11,690 --> 00:51:12,690
Unpatriotic -y.

455
00:51:15,350 --> 00:51:21,630
Still, I do think it was a bit... Mean
of mother. What's a bit mean of mother?

456
00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:24,830
Making us come back on the very next
day.

457
00:51:25,270 --> 00:51:30,550
I think it's going to rain.